pre-mil 

When one is within the first million views on a video from Youtube.com

"I was the 167,581 person to see the new Arcade Fire music video."
"Oh, Janet, you're SO Pre-Mil."

pre-mil by jackie jormp jomp December 23, 2011

pre-milf 

The precursor to the organism known as milf. When an attractive female reaches prime child-bearing age, they are called pre-milfs. Though excellent in form and beauty, pre-milfs are very rare in the wild.

Damn! That girl is fine! Look at those hips! She's a pre-milf for sure!

pre-milf by Dr. Joo February 28, 2009

pre-millennial psychic expectancy 

A problem that plagued many adventure games in the computer gaming market during the 80's and early 90's, wherein the way in which one had to proceed was so ridiculously complicated and obtuse, you'd have to be psychic to know it on your own.

The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.

This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.

Often results in frustrated pixelbitching

Person 1: "How's Simon the Sorcerer going dude?"

Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"

pre-millennial psychic expectancy by relative-frequency, September 18, 2012

Pre-Millenial 

Something that was common before 2000 A.D.

"Will Smith is so pre-millenial"

Pre-Millenial by TTRIGG July 16, 2009

pre-milf 

A heavily pregant woman who is hot. On the way to being a milf.

Look at that pre-milf. Once she pops she's gonna be a milf.

pre-milf by Rideru October 26, 2010

pre-cereal milk 

the horrific sin of putting the milk in the bowl before the cereal. Only the most disgusting people do this.

Person A: Dude why'd you just kill that guy?!
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.

pre-cereal milk by GGamer65 June 2, 2020

premil 

A short Indian kid

A premil is very nice

premil by Premil patel December 24, 2019