When you've done all other combinations on the keyboard and you still need to start your homework so you type in the letters starting from the top and typing them in from the leftmost side then the rightmost side until you finish the top row then go to the second row
If you are reading this there are three things that could have happened. One, you are bored out of you mind and decided to type "qpwoeiruty" (quip-WHOA-er-TEE) into your search engine. Two, a pet has walked across your keyboard and somehow managed to type this in. And three, you got clever after typing qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and wanted to see if you could beat the system.
1) Over-worked Mailman: Ughh, I'm so bored. (Looks at keyboard.) I wonder... (types in qpwoeiruty) ...OH MY GOD THEY HAVE IT!
2) Mr. Zomg: Hey, get off the keyboard! Get! Huh, why is qpwoeiruty typed in? What happens if I hit enter?
3) Clever Guy With Too Much Spare Time: Okay, so they have qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp on Urban Dictionary. But do they have qpwoeiruty? ZOMG THEY DO!!!
When you are bored outta your mind. You have finished typing qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, etc. You finally type qpwoeirutyazlmsxkndcjbfvhg, which is inwards from q/p and then you type inwards via az/lm (2 letters)
Kid: Mom, lemme use your computer please I won't play games really.
Mom: Ok, don't ever break your promise or you're in so much trouble.
(Mom leaves)
Kid: Searches qpwoeirutyazlmsxkndcjbfvhg, etc.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.