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Poyf stands for pubes on your face. if someone is growing their facial hair out, and it looks like shit, then you say they have poyf.
"Nice Poyf"

"Hey dude, i see you been growing some poyf"
poyf by Joseph D. November 9, 2006
Related Words
poyf • POYFA • poyfair • poyfect
"I'm ready, let's go"
"poyfect.. sgo!"
poyfect by YuniQ9 January 24, 2014
A small dick, with uncircumsized parts
Im such a poyfair
poyfair by willeatsdick July 2, 2014
Bullshit, giving your explanation for something but may or may not be true. Not to be confused with a lie.
Acronym for Pulled Out Your Fucking Ass : POYFA
Climate change is not cause by lighting to many matches, I call POYFA.
POYFA by SRP1952 September 16, 2020
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