Poxture 

Poxture is an fresh word for looking and being better than other people.

Nick: ollie you're so poxture

Poxture by Ollie Langrish November 23, 2013

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP] 

The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.

Who is Maureen cussing out?

I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP] by TroubleX2 May 5, 2005

postureo 

A Spanish word that one uses when trying to pretend he/she is doing something so that everyone knows. It is commonly used in selfies.

Studying in ALE 1? Que postureo!

postureo by teachingspanishpeople November 6, 2014

panhandler posture 

That special stance a panhandler takes on, whether destitute or not, in order to appear more pathetic.

He stood slumped and nearly lifeless at the stoplight with a sad sign in his two grubby hands, but later I saw him walking downtown with some friends, with no hint of the panhandler posture I’d seen earlier.

panhandler posture by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019

pooture 

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.

Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.

pooture by gregben June 19, 2021

Posture 

The ability for a person to endeavor in the practice of vertical rigidity in a such a manner as to stiffen or make all other items in the vicinity erect.

"Damn, that girl's got some great posture!"
"That girl's posture so good you know she ain't got scoliosis!"
"Look at that...mmm...she's got perfect posture!"

Posture by Winnie Whitehall March 3, 2010

Porture 

Being unable to even grasp the basis of a concept (like trying to imagine a new sense).

He could not porture the difference between right and wrong for ethics were of nothing to him.

Porture by KIM POSSIBLE!!!!! July 14, 2017