pourch beaner

1. A person who is a mix between Mexican and Black.

Person 1. "Hey, what are you black or mexican?
Person 2. "I am both...STUPID...I am a Pourch Beaner.

by Jack West January 9, 2010

porch beaver

1. The view of a woman's external genital features as seen up-skirt while seated (no underwear).

Person 1: "Hey look over there!"
Person 2: "Is that what I think it is?"
Person 1: "Yep, it's a porch beaver."
Person 2: "Ah, the mythical and endangered porch beaver."

by bbweee January 1, 2006