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pound the meat

To masterbate. Used for males because the 'meat' would be their penis.
Jon: Oh man, can't wait till i get home and pound the meat.
Mike: You definitely need a girl!
pound the meat by BIGL_182 June 21, 2006

pound your meat 

The pounding of your meat is considered the most intense form of masturbation that a male can achieve. Essentially you beat your meat so hard that the pure force of the motion creates a sound wave so powerful that it breaks the sound barriers. When trying to achieve this pure strength of wanking, it is advised to wear protective material such as glasses and gloves for there may be shrapnel.
Person 1:"Dude I can't sleep at night. It sounds like an airplane in your room. You've really gotta stop pounding your meat."
Person 2:"You're just jealous that you don't know how to pound your meat like me."

pound the meat

To have hard sex with a woman you have no feelings for or care about, she is just "meat" to you.

To "pound" means to pound her, to have hard sex until you hear that lovely pounding sound that brings music to all of our ears!
Jeff: I met up with Laura last night
Mike: Hahaha, did you pound the meat?
Jeff: Of course! She couldn't walk the next day, she loves it.
Mike: Ok but don't be developing any feelings for her or the phrase "pound the meat" will loose all value!"
Jeff: hahaha so true Mike, so true.
pound the meat by Max the Mouth January 7, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004