pouchpoopycongitis

occurs when the vowels aren’t emptied with a tube through the belly tunnel in narnia.

only effects young girls from the ages 10 through 15.

symptoms include:
-brown breast lactation

-pink eye
-brown blood (old)
-brown urine

-yellow skin

-brown tears
-wrinkled skin
-hair falling out
-ringworm

-cramps
-death

treatments:
-none

elizabeth: i’m so embarrassed, im lactating brown juice, i have itchy pink eye, i bled and it was brown! my skin turned yellow and i started to cry brown (old) blood, im aging really fast and my hair is falling out rapidly, im cramping so badly and i think i have ringworm everywhere.

i might die.

barbra: jesus. i’m glad i emptied my poopy pouch this sunday. *phew* you might want to get checked out for pouchpoopycongitis.

elizabeth: *dies*

by girlsdontpoop2000!! May 18, 2022