postparlum depression

the state of having yapped yourself out and realized that life has no meaning and you are nothing without the stream of words flowing out of your mouth

Every time I come home after seeing you, I get postparlum depression and don't know what to do with myself.

I spent yesterday staring at the wall and rethinking my life because of postparlum depression.

postparlum depression by quasarolive October 17, 2026

postfartum depression 

When you let out such a relieving, loud, or satisfying fart that you get depressed when its finally over.

Joe got a bad case of postfartum depression after he perfectly replicated a trumpet with his ass.

postfartum depression by P-scrizzle December 17, 2015

postfartum depression 

Remorse following the act of flatulating. Cause can be various. E.g., one tries to flatulate but soils one's underwear as well (see shart); one's flatus turns out to have an unexpectedly unpleasant quality (usually strength or abundance); (most common) an attractive person approaches after one has flatulated, leading to panic and lost opportunities for flirtation and/or sex.

The boys had fun horsing around in the car on the freeway until one of them sharted. There was nowhere to stop. Their laughter died out and postfartum depression kicked in.

postfartum depression by The Glandsman's Apprentice January 17, 2008

Postfartum Depression 

The feeling of remorse, disgust, or overall awkwardness that comes over an individual or group after someone farts, usually used when the flatulence has ruined the mood or flow.

The night was going great until Micky farted and everyone got postfartum depression.

Postfartum Depression by DEER0123 October 22, 2010

Beach postpartum depression 

When you leave a beach vacation and have to get back to the real world. First few days you have serious depression.

I can't get out of the bed today because I have beach postpartum depression.

Beach postpartum depression by Jellybean2oo3 June 16, 2016