To spell one's name in ejaculate on the chest of one's partner. Bonus points are earned if a stamp is wiped on the penis and then affixed to the partner's forehead.
Related definitions: Mexican Return Address
Related definitions: Mexican Return Address
by Soda June 11, 2006
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Wow Mexican Postmark I know gringos have mexican love.
Muchas gusto National border patrol man. Viva El presidente GWB!
Wow Mexican Postmark I know gringos have mexican love.
Muchas gusto National border patrol man. Viva El presidente GWB!
by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006
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Another term for alimony paid by a man to a woman, usually until his last dying breath, which is society’s fine for having had what is usually an insufferably unhappy long-term marriage.
First I had to live with her for what seemed like an eternity and now I must provide her with postmarital pussy pay for the rest of her life!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021
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(aka the postmarital pickle tickle)
(aka the postmarital pickle tickle)
Did I just see your ex-wife driving away from your house?
Yeah, we were engaging in a little postmarital sex.
Yeah, we were engaging in a little postmarital sex.
by SirHangDangly March 1, 2011
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