Mexican Postmark 

To spell one's name in ejaculate on the chest of one's partner. Bonus points are earned if a stamp is wiped on the penis and then affixed to the partner's forehead.

Related definitions: Mexican Return Address

It cost me 37 cents, but it was definitely worth it to give her a Mexican Postmark.

Mexican Postmark by Soda June 11, 2006

Mexican Postmark 

Bush sends national guard to postmark mexicans as guest workers!

LA dudes, check it out! red, white, green, bar code on my ass!

Wow Mexican Postmark I know gringos have mexican love.

Muchas gusto National border patrol man. Viva El presidente GWB!

Mexican Postmark by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

postmarital pussy pay 

Another term for alimony paid by a man to a woman, usually until his last dying breath, which is society’s fine for having had what is usually an insufferably unhappy long-term marriage.

First I had to live with her for what seemed like an eternity and now I must provide her with postmarital pussy pay for the rest of her life!

postmarital pussy pay by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021

postmarital sex 

Sex with your ex; often shameful, and rarely a good idea. The imbibing of too much alcohol and the existence of too much loneliness are contributing factors to this condition.

(aka the postmarital pickle tickle)

Did I just see your ex-wife driving away from your house?
Yeah, we were engaging in a little postmarital sex.

postmarital sex by SirHangDangly March 1, 2011

postmaro 

After tomorrow

Postmaro, ima get that money!

postmaro by AmbiJen February 23, 2023