poster kid

Teenagers/young adults who may have earlier identified themselves as punk, emo, scene, or a mixture of those based on the bands they listened to from 2003-2009 that grew Van’s Warped Tour 2005 to its ultimate success headlining My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Thrice, Motion City Soundtrack, Avenged Sevenfold, etc.

I was a total poster kid in high school

poster kid by inxthisxlove June 21, 2018

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harry potter kid

A kid who is obsessed with Harry Potter and thinks that they are a wizard.

Harry Potter Kid: Wheeee! Look at me! I'm a wizard.
Me: Suure you are... *runs away*

harry potter kid by americanbeauty August 12, 2007

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Poser Kids

Those damn kids that think they are cool because they decide to copy a groups fashion without not knowing anything about it. Like kids who run around saying that they are emo, goth, or punk, or anything for that matter. They dont know about what its really like to be a true goth or emo kid, or whatever.

usually kids that have no life, or see something cool and shit their pants over it.

JOIN THE ANTI POSER FACEBOOK GROUP!!

http: //www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=323220323754&ref=nf (without the spaces)

Goth 1: hey look at those little poser kids over there listening to marilyn manson.
goth 2: lets go make them cry
Goth 1: hell yeah!!!!
goth 1+2 to poser kids: MARILYN MANSON ISNT GOTH YOU WANNABE PUSSIES!!
Poser kids: :( dont make fun of us. Our hearts are filled with black blood. See the cuts on my wrist?? theyre totally turning black. Were so badass!
Goth 1+2: ... Wrong people assholes. Thats emo. If you ever get goths confused with emos again, ill rip your tongue out of your mouth and feed it to my pet bat lucifer. >.>
Poser kids: were going to go change back into out banana republic stuff now(crying)
Goth 1+2 : WIN!!!!!!

Poser Kids by WubbyWubby12414 February 11, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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