The sadness after a real good poop. Sometimes you poop and its feels like part of you has left and something significant has been lost that can never be brought back. It leaves a feeling on incredible remorse and sadness.
Howard are you doing okay this morning?
I'm okay I just have some post poop depression. It will pass.
Post-Poop Butt Hurt is when, after a particularly bad poop, your butt hurts. Otherwise known as PPBH.
Person #1: Aw, man, I took such a big dump yesterday that it gave me PPBH!
Person #2: PPBH?
Person #1: Yeah, Post-Poop Butt Hurt Person #2: Dude, PPBH is the worst!
The "high" following a bowel movement. The act of dumping stimulates the vagus nerve which sends a signal to your brain causing a euphoric glow typically lasting between 2 and 10 minutes. Can be shortened to PPE
I destroyed the toilet the morning after an amazing Indian food feast and had the most satisfying post poopeuphoria.
After an amazing bowel movement I experience the best PPE, now I'm ready to tackle my day!