post-fap

The aftermath or "afterfap" of your masturbation session. The usually brief and heavily awkward moment right after you had a pleasurable orgasm where you now have to deal with a huge load of regret for beating your meat along with the irritating "clean-up" process involving you waddling like a penguin to the nearest tissue box.

God fucking damn did I feel guilty as fuck during my post-fap, but ends sure did fucking justify the means because I literally cummed higher than Old Faithful.

by GoldEvil911 July 26, 2014

Post Fap Clarity

When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick

Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch

by poizunman December 31, 2011

post fap nap

When you get home from a stressful day and need to relax, so you bust one out and take a sweet nap right afterwards.

"Yesterday was so stressful I had to have a post fap nap just to relax."

by hyjack September 2, 2016

PFG (Post-Fap Guilt)

The guilt and/or depression felt after masturbation due to the material used, the method used, etc.

Man, fuck PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).

by Zalixar November 18, 2009

Post-fapdom Depression

The feeling of disappointment/guilt right after fapping

Mom: What's wrong with jimmy?

Son: Oh nothing, just Post-fapdom Depression

by MR. TYTY555 December 6, 2010

ex post fapto

A series of habitual tasks undertaken upon the completion of a fap.

I always close my porn tabs ex post fapto.

by Geoffffffffff May 9, 2012