post paralysis

When you want to make a post on social media, but you're so overwhelmed that you don't.

Person 1: "I checked your socials. I didn't see that pic of us at the show."
Person 2: " I just couldn't do it. I had total post paralysis."

post paralysis by motherOfpearl. March 25, 2026

Post nut paralysis (PNP) 

Post nut paralysis is the physiological phenomenon that occurs after one busts such a huge nut that you feel your full body to limp for the following 3-8 seconds. Thsi results in the individual lying in the skud unable to move. This is often joined by post nut clarity (PNC)

“Yo Kyle what’s up bro?”
“I’m not good man, busted a fat nut last night and got that post nut paralysis (PNP) then my mum walked in to see me lying in the nude and I Couldn’t move to cover myself up”

“Hahah that PNP done you dirty”

Post nut paralysis (PNP) by LikelyLs16 May 17, 2019

Post Panda Paralysis 

The malaise state one experiences after engorging oneself on panda express.

No I cant get off the couch and do that, I am suffering from Post Panda Paralysis

Post Panda Paralysis by Philosophical Harassment Panda April 29, 2011

Post-shit Paralysis 

The feeling of utter ecstasy when you let out a toilet-snake that's been brewing all day (or possibly longer). Side-effects include dizziness, drowsiness, empty thoughts, and most of all, euphoria.

Person 1: Jesus christ, man, are you okay? Are you having a bad case of Post-shit Paralysis?
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*

Post-shit Paralysis by GimmickConnections March 26, 2021

Post-Masturbation paralysis 

The moment that last 10-15 seconds after masturbation when you are immobile because you are questioning the existence of everything or you just beat your meat to hard

Bro last night I beat my meat and I couldn't move afterwards

That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal

Post-Masturbation paralysis by Assaddition November 17, 2019