Adjective: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which those who are drunk feel compelled to go to the post office and smash beer bottles.
John: Dude, I'm fucking drunk.
Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?
John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?
Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?
John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?
by JohnHinkleH February 27, 2010