possux 

The name of a super intelligent, talented generation X Firehorse born on the Cusp of Power, who Carrie's the double line of Simian on his palms. He is very eccentric and can be a little disorganized.

Dan : " fucks sake who can sort out this mess"
Dani : " Possux is the only one who can sort that mess out "
Deb : " that's because it's his fucking mess"

possux by Possux May 3, 2024

Snow Possum 

Originated from the Basketball American community as an attempt to insult the European Americans.

We wuz kangz: Snow possum fuk outta here (real tawk)
European American: ooga booga

Snow Possum by GibsDat February 9, 2022

Possum's Tangle 

A sticky, problematic situation where the outcome is unknown and could lead to unforeseen consequences. A slang definition of a dilemma.

"I was trying to drive down the interstate but the traffic was terrible, then I heard there was a possum's tangle a few miles out."

"Everything was going alright that night at the party, but then when the cops showed up, we were in a real possum's tangle."

"Sorry I'm late, but I got myself into a real possum's tangle on the way here"

Possum's Tangle by dumpsterdiver8 November 19, 2010

patter possum 

This is martial arts technique developed by Ryan Joseph Patterson and the Patterson brothers . Where an individual being beat mercilessly falls to the ground and lays in the fetal position and pretends to be dead in hopes that the beating will subside.

Bro you beat the fuck out of that dude! Is he dead ?? Nah, it’s a Patter Possum he’s fucked up though.

patter possum by Sacdeez55 October 5, 2018

roof possum 

Domestic electrician. One that sticks solely to domestic work and lives in the roofs of homes, fearful of other types of work in the trade such as commercial or industrial.

Johnno couldn't work on that 3 phase pump, he's just a roof possum!

roof possum by Goat Standard 3000:2018 June 26, 2018

possum on a gum bush 

A phrase one uses when he or she can't believe what just happened.

Bill: did you see that car flip over the guard rail?
Jack: well , possum on a gum bush, Bill, I've never seen anything like it before in my whole life

possum on a gum bush by Ocho-sinco January 28, 2017

Virtual Possum 

When driving slowly down a suburban street, bouncing the frontal hydraulics of your car quickly up and down, simulating driving over roadkill.

I was drivin' in my '67 Charger, doin' tha virtual possum down 8th avenue.

Virtual Possum by Vladamir July 29, 2006