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(adj. & verb) to play possium is to fake the funk. Play asleep is to avoid.
Quit playin possium fool, wake up !
possium by Jayare a.k.a. goo1z December 26, 2008

Snow Possum 

Originated from the Basketball American community as an attempt to insult the European Americans.
We wuz kangz: Snow possum fuk outta here (real tawk)
European American: ooga booga
Snow Possum by GibsDat February 9, 2022

Possum's Tangle 

A sticky, problematic situation where the outcome is unknown and could lead to unforeseen consequences. A slang definition of a dilemma.
"I was trying to drive down the interstate but the traffic was terrible, then I heard there was a possum's tangle a few miles out."

"Everything was going alright that night at the party, but then when the cops showed up, we were in a real possum's tangle."

"Sorry I'm late, but I got myself into a real possum's tangle on the way here"
Possum's Tangle by dumpsterdiver8 November 19, 2010

patter possum 

This is martial arts technique developed by Ryan Joseph Patterson and the Patterson brothers . Where an individual being beat mercilessly falls to the ground and lays in the fetal position and pretends to be dead in hopes that the beating will subside.
Bro you beat the fuck out of that dude! Is he dead ?? Nah, it’s a Patter Possum he’s fucked up though.
patter possum by Sacdeez55 October 5, 2018

roof possum 

Domestic electrician. One that sticks solely to domestic work and lives in the roofs of homes, fearful of other types of work in the trade such as commercial or industrial.
Johnno couldn't work on that 3 phase pump, he's just a roof possum!