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Portuguese Chocolate

When a couple is engaged in anal sex and she shits all over his dick twice and he gently slides the shit off into a jar and microwaves on high for 8 minutes. After microwaving he then puts said shit jar into the refrigerator for half the night. When frozen he wakes up his girlfriend and asks her to eat the shit and cum popsicle. After girl does not want to eat shit/cum popsicle, he then bangs her over the head with the frozen jar filled with the mixture, and then flees to Portugal, until the authorities arrive.
Jack: Dude, I heard Danny totally pulled a Portuguese Chocolate on Havan.

Jim: Yeah man, I hear they're looking for him in Portugal.
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portuguese chocolate

this has 2 famous definitions:

1 - after the completetion of intercourse, the male takes off the condom and immediatiately shits into it, mixing his dump with the semen already in there. he then takes a pin (or pencil) and pokes a small hole in the end. he then squeezes it so the crap comes out in thin streams. the semen added makes it more "milky" like chocolate and also more liquid so its easier to squirt. the normal place to squeeze it is over the partners face/stomach. Always good after a reverse blumpy

2 - chocolate made in portugal (the european country)
dave loves his portuguese chocolate.

des told me that he accidently got his portuguese chocolate over his pillow last night, so when jane came in she knew what had happened.

i wrote my name over her with my portuguesse chocolate.
portuguese chocolate by Des Walker September 26, 2006

Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup 

A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
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