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When your dad sneaks into your room in the middle of the night wearing a t-bone steak costume and then rubs A1 steak sauce all over your slumbering nipples. He then ejaculates into your dress socks.
Jesus Christ dad it's a fucking school night...can't you give this porterhouse fuckchild horseshit a rest already? I'm 22 years old, i'm not a god damn kid anymore!
by heyunclecharlie August 25, 2009
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