The last name of a faggot they call Ernie. If you ever see a Portelance, run. He will find you. And he will kill you. He will try to stick his rubber ducky in your pond.
A portmanteau specifically used by people in the Portland area. Or, any portmanteau as it is used by Portlanders or about Portland.
- Should we get brunch? Also, did you know that 'brunch' is a portmanteau of 'breakfast' and 'lunch'?
- Let’s go to Screen Door, and I believe the correct term here is 'Portlanteau'.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.