1 definition by DaveyBoiii (Bert)

portelance

The last name of a faggot they call Ernie. If you ever see a Portelance, run. He will find you. And he will kill you. He will try to stick his rubber ducky in your pond.

Whow?! Is that a Portelance?! RUN!

by DaveyBoiii (Bert) November 20, 2017