porni

Prostitute in greek. Also addressed to women who are sluts, cunts, bitches etc

I know a nice porni in this nighboorhood, 15 euros for a blow job

You are a porny poutanagamiola. What do you mean you have been sleeping with other men for the past 10 months? How many?

by panossak February 26, 2009

porni

the sexiest human woman/bort in recent and ancient history. if she spit in my mouth i would say thanks because i definitely was the one her to do that. i want her right here right now even in my shower and while and during and after eating a bort. derived from the parent root word jessiporn

i wanna suck porni’s tits in this mcdonald’s bathroom

by poor unforture wamp February 24, 2022

Pornicating

1.Getting off to someone’s pics/vids that you have met online or subscribed to their site,while dating someone else.Especially someone you could actually end up with.

My girlfriend accused me of pornicating and all I did was talk to someone else.

by 93 yourcultleader93 October 22, 2020

ponnish

I feeling of discomfort in your face, to the point that your eyes bulge and your face crumbles up.

"man, that scene really made me ponnish."
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with your face!"
"hey man, calm down, that is just something that happens to people."

by Rex ipse Latinus Cream; Bobby November 24, 2021

Parniyan

The most beautiful and intelligent persian girl you’ll ever meet. Like - absolutely stunning. She lights up every room she walks into, and can make literally anyone fall for her. Parniyan has her ways with words and the way she talks to people. She 100% has high ambitions and expectations. You never wanna let down a Parniyan, because she will end you. She acts modest, but she really knows she “all that” and will hoe around when she wants. She’s probably too good for you. These girls are very uncommon, treat them well.

“Damn, you see that Parniyan over there?” “Yeah bro I wish I could talk to her, she so bad”

“You been talking to Parniyan? You one lucky mf”

by aiiiiightdawg July 20, 2020

fake porning

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

Child Pornium

Cp, also know as Child Pornium has an atomic mass of 812. This mineral is the backbone of the Normacly civilization. Without Child Pornium collapse is immediate. Child Pornium launched an industrial revolution where mass-manufactured Child Porn became widespread to the Normalcians.

Keraunos: Well I'm, I'm, I guess I'm like bisexual because I'm attracted to some feminin males. (Talking about boys being the #1 Child Pornium)

by Mr. Furry December 1, 2022