porkclaw 

Verb: To falsely overcharge for a service provided or to barter in donuts.

Tin porkclawed a dozen jelly filled from an indigent bag lady.

porkclaw by Bouve April 1, 2003

prokclaw

A medicine that is used to reduce fever.

I've got a fever, baby, and the only remedy is...more prokclaw!

prokclaw by Christopher Walken April 1, 2003