porcupine ass

When you have an itchy/stinging butthole from not wiping very good after your last bowel movement

I have porcupine ass from that shit i took an hour ago.

by country chris February 4, 2010

Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.

You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT

by Zelda_. April 15, 2020