another type of racial slur towards black people.
guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey
by k0_ November 29, 2018
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someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.
by pickledspork July 07, 2005
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a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent
hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?
by charlie December 09, 2003
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A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.

*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*

Randal: Im taking it back!

EX2

Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
by Dodectabone July 21, 2006
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A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.
And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.
by Randall G June 04, 2006
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1. A nigger.

2. Any person who refers to his/her favorite FLAVOR of
Kool-Aid as BLUE. You know, niggers.

3. We're taking it back.

1. A porch monkey's only exercise is on the 1st and 15th of every month.

2. Tyrone, what flavor Kool-Aid does you want: cherry, grape, or blue?

3. That porch monkey, Lenny Kravitz, is so versatile that he can stick you with a nigger-knife as well as give you the sheeny curse!
by Lil' Dude January 13, 2008
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