porcelain kiss

Term used when a man is on the toilet and the penis touches the cold inside wall of the toilet.

Was taking taking a shit and everything was ruined with the porcelain kiss.

by anymm July 09, 2014

kissing porcelain

When one is kissing porcelain he or she is either sitting on the toilet for a long time or throwing up. Usually because of illness or sickness or simply hung over.

When you are done kissing porcelain and feel better let me know.

by brahpla September 07, 2014