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Popular guy

Super cocky, jerky males who date a different girl every week, and hit on and get hit on by girls two grades ahead of him. Usually wears skater clothes but doesn't skateboard, and is talked about by everyone. If you date one of these creatures, be prepared to face the consequences, such as hummiliation from the whole grade when he dumps you and the passionate, burning fury of all of his exes. He messes around with his friends and walks around acting like he's the Beloved, and treats anybody not within his social circle like a piece of shit. Has many haters, but nothing is done about it. Causes drama, which is made worse by the popular girls. Stay clear away, if you want your life in order.
Bitchy Friend: OMG MICHELLE NATE JUST ASKED ME OUT AND SAID HE LOVES ME, AND WILL FOREVER, AND I'M WHO HE TRULY WANTS. I'M SO HAPPY!!! I WILL ALWAYS LOVE HIM AND HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME AND WE'LL STAY TOGETHER FOREVER!!!

Me: *sigh*...

One week later...

Me: Where's Natalie?

Other friend: Oh, she commited suicide. That popular guy broke up with her.
Popular guy by Long Live JCHCC!!! December 2, 2010
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an arrogant and conceited, athletically inclined dickhead (male) who thinks he is God's Gift to Women. Usually has a definitive walk/strut, stylish or ironic haircut and hits on an average of 5 girls at a time.
Ally: did you see that new guy? he's SO cute!
Bonnie: nah, stay away from him man, he's defs gonna be a popular guy!
popular guy by jinx97 November 27, 2012
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026