pooxiety 

Being incredibly anxious to have a poo, especially in public bathrooms.

"Leah has pooxiety in Costa Toilets after eating too much McDonald's"

pooxiety by EKeys September 22, 2022

Podxiety 

The anxiousness caused by an ever-growing list of subscribed Podcasts to listen to

I've got so many podcasts to listen - it's causing me podxiety

Podxiety by Hangman1933 August 31, 2012

poopxiety 

the inability to poop in new places or unknown bathrooms

whenever we go away on holiday, i have poopxiety for the first few days.

poopxiety by mandypie June 18, 2007

poopxiety 

the inability to poop in new places or unknown bathrooms

whenever we go away on holiday, i have poopxiety for the first few days.

poopxiety by mandypie December 28, 2008

Poopxiety 

Constipation. Not being able to poop (go number 2, defecate, have a bowel movement) when one is nervous, anxious, has been traveling, is at a "foreign" toilet, moved to a new environment or has people around or near them. The inability to have a normal bowel movement in a relaxed way, due to changes in the environment and becoming nervous or anxious.

When I went on my 1 week vacation cruise, I had poopxiety all week and was unable to poop, due to the changes in my environment.

Poopxiety by annieoakley October 23, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020