pootnick

That one friend who just annoys the tuck out of you.

Omg Kourtney is such a Pootnick!

by Adamant97 July 6, 2017

plotnick

the sound your asshole can make when someone is doing a minivan on you.

I was sticking my middle finger up her ass when she plotnicked all over me.

by upbeat23 July 3, 2017

poopnickel

Small, pellet sized pieces of human feces

Me: So did you hear about what Edgar did when he was drunk at Paul's house?

Friend: No, what happend?

Me: He locked himself in the bathroom and shat all over the place, leaving poopnickels on the bathroom floor!

Friend: Gross.

by lounger52 July 9, 2010

pooticket

in association with the V-Card. by losing your pooticket u lose ur anal virginity.

Andrew: i heard u hooked up with a guy last night Sean. there goes ur pooticket.

Sean: naw i lost my pooticket a month ago to Tony.

by pooticket-holder November 13, 2006

poonickles

An alternative to saying shit.

P1: Haha checkmate biiitch!
P2: Ah poonickles.

by Poonickles March 13, 2009

Poosnick

it means you an ass hense the poo but i still like you hense the snick for snickers cause everyone loves snickers

or poosnickish meaning you being a ass but ur still cool

your such a poosnick

or ur poosnickish

by krys August 4, 2004

Poonicker

A person who believes everything he hears about the coronavirus, going as far as saying things like "We're all gonna die!".

Essentially a huge germaphobe, antisocial, anxiety-inducing guy who watches CNN. Not a fun guy to be around.

(If he will even let you be near him)

Named after the Doomer series of how 4chan names things.

Over the internet
Poonicker: There are 3687876 confirmed cases in my state! STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES NOW!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Guy: Fuck sakes dude you're such a poonicker.

by deezy_one April 5, 2020