plotnick

the sound your asshole can make when someone is doing a minivan on you.

I was sticking my middle finger up her ass when she plotnicked all over me.

by upbeat23 July 3, 2017

pootnick

That one friend who just annoys the tuck out of you.

Omg Kourtney is such a Pootnick!

by Adamant97 July 6, 2017

plotniked

a nice guy who is humbled by the precense of greater people

Joey was plotniked by the experience

by zeldaman00 August 25, 2009

Plotnic Friend

A friend of the opposite sex (often a stripper or lion tamer but not a prerequisite) who is quite expensive to get to know. Not to be confused at all with a platonic friend, who is a friend of the opposite sex with no attractions to one another.

At present there is only one documented case of a plotnic friendship. More research needs to be done to give examples.

by Awisedrunk November 6, 2012

Plotnikoff/Plotnikov

Plotnikoff or Plotnikov is the last name to a German Russian bloodline family. Plotnikov was the original last name, but was made into Plotnikoff by the Russian government for Canadian citizen families, and some American citizen families. Soon, they'd switch back to Plotnikov, but some Plotnikoff's stayed as Plotnikoff, which is why the last name Plotnikoff still thrives. Plotnikoff's and Plotnikov's can be crazy people with a strong mindset. They don't give up with their goals, and will give it their all to protect the ones they love most.

A Plotnikoff/Plotnikov can be over the top at times.

by Prim P September 28, 2019