pootigued 

The act of falling asleep immediately after squeezin' out a terd nugget while you're still on the toilet.

He said he was feelin' pootigued and I haven't seen him since he went to the morning

pootigued by santiso May 23, 2011

photigue 

a saturation of annoyance at being asked to smile for pictures to the point that you no longer give a damn how you look in the photos

Mom, please put down the camera. I'm experiencing a serious case of photigue at the moment.

photigue by ChuckChaser69 November 27, 2010

pootiledisfuction 

Action. Feeling, and wanting to go Number 2 but can’t. Another word for constipated.

I have a pootiledisfuction, I haven’t pooped since last week. I wish I could, but I can’t.

pootiledisfuction by Atoddler July 1, 2020

Pootified 

The act of being turned into a minion of the Pooty cult. Those who follow in his corrupt path are doomed for a life of animosity!!!

The african kid is going to be pootified since he just met Pooty.

Pootified by Kyofu February 11, 2022

photigue 

The phenomenon experienced after consuming Vietnamese noodle soup “pho”

Man, I can't eat ant more of this, I have photigue !

photigue by the-Sheriff November 8, 2009

Pootified 

The act of being pooty! Actin' all stuck up and crunchy!

Why u wanna' act all pootified and stuff?

Pootified by Truth A'Twine September 18, 2006