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pootigued 

The act of falling asleep immediately after squeezin' out a terd nugget while you're still on the toilet.
He said he was feelin' pootigued and I haven't seen him since he went to the morning
pootigued by santiso May 23, 2011
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photigue 

a saturation of annoyance at being asked to smile for pictures to the point that you no longer give a damn how you look in the photos
Mom, please put down the camera. I'm experiencing a serious case of photigue at the moment.
photigue by ChuckChaser69 November 27, 2010

pootiledisfuction 

Action. Feeling, and wanting to go Number 2 but can’t. Another word for constipated.
I have a pootiledisfuction, I haven’t pooped since last week. I wish I could, but I can’t.

Pootified 

The act of being turned into a minion of the Pooty cult. Those who follow in his corrupt path are doomed for a life of animosity!!!
The african kid is going to be pootified since he just met Pooty.
Pootified by Kyofu February 11, 2022

photigue 

The phenomenon experienced after consuming Vietnamese noodle soup “pho”
Man, I can't eat ant more of this, I have photigue !
photigue by the-Sheriff November 8, 2009

Pootified 

The act of being pooty! Actin' all stuck up and crunchy!
Why u wanna' act all pootified and stuff?
Pootified by Truth A'Twine September 18, 2006
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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