pooter wooter 

a very brief poot.
a short fart

kid: *ffft*
mom: honey, did you just pooter wooter?
kid: sorry, mom *blush*
mom: youre excused... *waves hand in front of nose*

pooter wooter by bcritters August 4, 2011

woofer poofer 

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.

"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."

woofer poofer by Becholas September 16, 2017

pootertooter 

Pussy fart, normall smells like cheese

I was boning this girl last night and her pootertooters were loud as

pootertooter by The roflcracker February 4, 2009

Woofter poofter 

an extremely gay person

you - “i’m gay!” me - “no you’re a woofter poofter!”

Woofter poofter by toxivity November 24, 2021