Poot Face Share definition Flag One that shits too much. Has to flush more than once due to the overload of poop. mostly known for the double flush and bastardness. Damn! The toilet is ordering a number two from the Poot Face again.... Poot Face by nelbo July 23, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Poot Face mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch