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Loose Poose Juice

Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.
"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."
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When one is so high that no other word can encompass their highness. Being poosed is beyond being baked, stoned, zooted, blazed, etc. It can be describes as having no perception of the space-time continuum. This high is so high you wont make sense talking to sober people, and can only explain your reasoning by"i'm just poosed". often times poosed-city evolves from mixing alcohol and marijuana.
"Yo, did you watch that Northwestern football game?"

"Yea that was a great one, but I was so poosed that I had to leave before the credits. Man I'm still poosed"
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"Last night I was one poosed goose. I'm pretty sure I kidnapped a bunny and ran around with it on campus"
Poosed by Cats17 October 6, 2013

Little Poosen 

A person who has had pink hair at least once in their life, and acts like they hate everyone. Name originates from the combination of "Pinky" for the pink hair and "Susan" to add a more feminine flair. Works best in reference to a man.
Little Poosen swam away from the jellyfish.
Little Poosen by furball_for_emperor November 17, 2009
I washed the pooseat of my hands in the sink.
Pooseat by Greenhatdude July 20, 2018
Somebody scared of their partners.
"Sunny is a right old Poosey, he's scared of his missus and has to watch what he says/does so it doesn't displease her"

Man1: what are you doing Sunny tonight?
Sunny: nothing, going to stay home with the wife, she's not happy with me and so I have to make it up to her by cooking her a meal"
Man1: You POOSEY!
Poosey by Ghazi January 29, 2008
A sort of mix between Poo (Feces), Poser, and Loser. It is usually screamed out and could be used in an affectionate way.

It has evolved into its own word and can also have the word Woozer said after.

Some people pronounce it "Poozer"
"You're kinda weird"
"Says you, POOSER"
Pooser by die Ratte December 5, 2022