poopy safe

where you want to put things that suck

Give me my money back you bitch or I will lock you up in the poopy safe..... and don't forget to give me back my black tee-shirt

by diceyj February 3, 2004

safety poop

A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.

Dan: Let's go to the bar and pick up chicks.
Steve: Sure, but first, I better go for a safety poop.

by Gradez March 18, 2009