poopsical

Someone you call when you get mad.

Why did you take my ipod you poopsical!

by kourny July 22, 2009

Poopsick

Incorporates any manner of severe, debilitating intestinal distress, usually with sudden onset. Whether solid or liquid, buttery soft-serve, or granola-style niblets, "Poopsick" refers to the inability to function normally due to the body's need to rapidly jettison ballast at all costs. Results in abandoning any previously decided courses of action.

"Nope, he got poopsick after dinner and didn't feel like making travel plans."

by andrewbw October 16, 2008

Poopcicle

A fragment of fecal matter that has surpassed the anus, but failed to unfasten.

Dude, that was such a viscous poopcicle. It just wouldn't let go.

by DrHuus May 11, 2014

poopacalypse

Imminent and terrifying event of horrific pooping, that will result in great pain.

"Hey John, wanna come to the movies?"

"No, I can't about to have a poopacalypse!"

by Brikloss December 30, 2008

Poopsicans

An endearing term or pet name used for somebody adorable.

Mother: Wake up poopsicans, it's time for school!
Son: Mom! Stop calling me that, I'm turning 32 tomorrow!

by Roberto Pasqualini May 7, 2011

poopsicle

Frozen dagger of feces used by hobos to fend off wild animals and ghosts. Also known as a poopshank.

The poopsicle inflicted massive damage and the hobo was able to escape into the night.

by HoboShank March 18, 2012

poopsclusive

To do something exclusively on the toilet.

Matt played through Pokemon Red poopsclusively.

by the_flying_dutchman August 20, 2013