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poopsical 

Someone you call when you get mad.
Why did you take my ipod you poopsical!
poopsical by kourny July 22, 2009
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Incorporates any manner of severe, debilitating intestinal distress, usually with sudden onset. Whether solid or liquid, buttery soft-serve, or granola-style niblets, "Poopsick" refers to the inability to function normally due to the body's need to rapidly jettison ballast at all costs. Results in abandoning any previously decided courses of action.
"Nope, he got poopsick after dinner and didn't feel like making travel plans."
Poopsick by andrewbw October 16, 2008

Poopcicle 

A fragment of fecal matter that has surpassed the anus, but failed to unfasten.
Dude, that was such a viscous poopcicle. It just wouldn't let go.
Poopcicle by DrHuus May 11, 2014

poopacalypse 

Imminent and terrifying event of horrific pooping, that will result in great pain.
"Hey John, wanna come to the movies?"

"No, I can't about to have a poopacalypse!"
poopacalypse by Brikloss December 30, 2008

Poopsicans 

An endearing term or pet name used for somebody adorable.
Mother: Wake up poopsicans, it's time for school!
Son: Mom! Stop calling me that, I'm turning 32 tomorrow!
Frozen dagger of feces used by hobos to fend off wild animals and ghosts. Also known as a poopshank.
The poopsicle inflicted massive damage and the hobo was able to escape into the night.
poopsicle by HoboShank March 18, 2012

poopsclusive 

Matt played through Pokemon Red poopsclusively.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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