The most amazing character in
Family Guy history, conjured up by Peter Griffin himself! He is a handicapped duck with a tomato as his nose, rides a skateboard
24/7 and carries a suitcase containing one shirt which is trapped on the outside. Pretty much
slang for a fucking retard :)
One Day, 3 Ducks were crossing the road Goin' to get some soda But they weren't looking where they were goin' And the
bus came along and hit them all Now they're handicapped and. . .an...an... ...No . . . that'
s pretty much it! Handi-Quacs.
Poopy Face Tomato
Nose!!!