popefinity 

The closest one can come to death without actually dying.

Pope John Paul II hasn't croaked yet, but they keep us updated as he nears popefinity.

popefinity by zenwitch April 1, 2005

poopfinity 

an infinite amount of poop.

ryan: "dude dont go into that outhouse, its poopfinity"
max: "damn. i gotta crap!"

poopfinity by rp1 May 23, 2007