Poop-on 

The act of browsing Facebook or groupon while pooping.

Sorry I didn't text you back, I was getting my poop-on.

Poop-on by Sanjauntenejo January 7, 2013

poop-on 

ebonics - the application of dijon mustard, as on a sandwich.

"Sup, yo! Gimmee dat bread. I'm 'bout ready to get my poop-on."

poop-on by Paris Satanus January 2, 2008

Poop on my butt 

this is a term that goes with everything it has infinite uses, if u are ever in a uncomfortable convo you can respond with “poop on my butt” if someone asking you a question you don’t wanna answer like for example “how old are you” you can respond with “poop on my butt” as you can see the limits are endless

kylie said “where do u live”
kendall *not wanting to answer truthfully* “poop on my butt”

Poop on my butt by MelkGirls July 14, 2020

poop-on-bathmat 

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.

desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

poop-on-bathmat by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010

Poop on a stick 

Used as an interjection when all other phrases are simply inadequate in expressing one's feelings.

Person A: Sorry, I can't come over and give you the math answers, my bulimic hedgehog just barfed all over my floor.
Person B: Poop on a stick.

Poop on a stick by aintnohollabackgurl January 24, 2011

poop on boob

The Greatest pleasure a man could ever experience.

Man that guy just poop on boob.

poop on boob by Naybo odis October 20, 2019

Poop on me and lick it off 

To be mean to someone and immediately nice to them a few seconds later.

You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!

Poop on me and lick it off by GrandpaEster November 6, 2011