The Global Poop Network, or GPN, is the idea that all forms of restrooms are connected and have a interconnected
system of plumbing. There are multiple ways of being able to access the GPN. If you are at home, the office, or the
bar those connections are usually public and see a lot of heavy traffic. Remote connections are usually
seen in houses that have septic tanks or outhouses. There are
even instances where the GPN is accessible via WiFi. This is most commonly seen on tour busses, airplanes, and larger watercraft.
Person 1: Hey do you want to get coffee in a little
bit?
Person 2:
Maybe, I have to log onto the Global Poop Network and upload some data.
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: Do you have a
minute for me to explain?