poop the question

This is when you propose marriage by hiding the engagement ring in your anus and then requesting that your partner anally fingers you. When their finger penetrates deep enough, the ring will slip on and then you ask them to marry you.

- "Hey, did you hear how Mike and Sharon got engaged?"
- "Yeah... did he really poop the question?"
- "He did."
- "Gross. Classic Mike."

by jaytea September 26, 2018

questing upon the poop deck

A way to describe the difficulties in choosing between a girl's pussy or ass like a Pirate.

"Hurry up an put it in me!"

"Shush! I'm questing upon the poop deck"

by Aoki-kun February 4, 2020