7 definitions by jaytea

poop the question

This is when you propose marriage by hiding the engagement ring in your anus and then requesting that your partner anally fingers you. When their finger penetrates deep enough, the ring will slip on and then you ask them to marry you.

- "Hey, did you hear how Mike and Sharon got engaged?"
- "Yeah... did he really poop the question?"
- "He did."
- "Gross. Classic Mike."

by jaytea September 27, 2018

teh

used in the elma community when referring to something that was already mentioned. sort of like 'it' or 'that'

that move is impossible.. how do you do teh?

anyone seen batman yet?
ye i've seen teh

would anyone like to suck my balles?
ok i'll suck teh for you

by jaytea June 26, 2005

Spinnish

Random bullshit that someone is saying that has no truth behind it. They are spewing bullshit.

"He has been spewing spinnish all evening"

by jaytea March 7, 2019

snus

a substance that is used to enhance your level of concentration and awareness whilst playing Elastomania

amagad ez snus, now i can get under 12 in ff

by jaytea June 26, 2005

balle

short for battle. a ritual in which an unplayed elastomania is released for a certain period of time, competitors must try and get the best time

im bored, new balle?

by jaytea June 26, 2005

gus

A word that rhymes with 'bus'

"Excuse me, do you know a word that rhymes with 'bus'?"
"Gus"

by jaytea December 7, 2006

tont

an idiot. taking from swedish, spelt tönt

that jaytea is a real tönt sometimes

by jaytea June 26, 2005