poop cooch 

When a girl takes a good shit and wipes the wrong way and gets some poop on her vagina and can't get it out.

"Shit man I was about to do my girlfriend but she had to drop one real quick and when she came back....she had POOP COOCH!!"

poop cooch by shit son April 23, 2006

poop cooch 

The name given to Female genitalia who after excreting fecal matter, wipe there rectum from back to front

Dude i totally would not have eaten her out if i knew she had a poop cooch.

poop cooch by adam&andrew January 3, 2011

poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.

Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.

poop coach by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025

coochie poop 

A queef that is so intense that a soft bloody white substance shoots out of the vagina, much like poop.

Dude I: I was eating my chick out last night and she coochie pooped all over my face.

Dude II: Shit man, you should have given her the golden doughnut.

coochie poop by WeedyWally June 5, 2007

Poopoochichinani 

The act of giving

He’s so kind because he be poopoochichinani

Poopoochichinani by AlexDuhGamer August 4, 2019

poopcooch 

Another name for the disease vaginosis, which is caused by a woman wiping backwards.

Whats the fuck? Smells like someone in the room got a bad case of poopcooch.

poopcooch by Jamie&Ashley February 13, 2003

poopycooch 

the state of having fecal matter in one's vagina as a result of wiping from back to front. Also see btf

My ex-wife had poopycooch that I just couldn't get close to.

poopycooch by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007