poop bulge 

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

poop bulge by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024

poop on a budget 

Pooping with little to no toilet paper to use.

I hate shitting at work. I always have to poop on a budget since the Mexicans can't seem to restock the toilet paper.

poop on a budget by bikelikemadd September 6, 2012

poopburger 

Is when you poop yourself and keep it between your cheeks.

Dude, I think I got a poopburger.

poopburger by otakuxcore February 4, 2012

Poopbullet 

noun; Name for feces inside the tip of your urethra after the act of sexual intercourse in the anus.

After I got that booty, I had a "poopbullet" in my junk.

Poopbullet by ants in the pants March 24, 2012