poop broom 

A mustache. A derisive term for a mustache implying its homo erotic purpose with little subtlety. Meant to disparage the ridiculous notion of anyone ever having a mustache for any reason. Also, points out the obvious fact that mustaches are clearly gay. See also butt brush

Never trust anyone with a poop broom!
Why do so many highway patrol officers have poop brooms?

Notable Poop Brooms: Theodore Roosevelt (former U.S. President); Burt Reynolds (actor); Freddy Mercury (rock singer); Jeff Kent (baseball player) Ron Jeremy (actor, international statesman).

poop broom by obi wan June 11, 2006

Boomba Poop 

The spicy, nasty poop you take in a public restroom after a sudden stomach upset.

Dude, I totally just laid a fat boomba poop in there.

Boomba Poop by Freelettuce June 17, 2018

boom poop 

Pooping while playing Boom Beach.

Bryce had a productive boom poop. He successfully cleared level 3 of Mr. T while dropping a legendary ghost.

boom poop by Jake-from-state-farm February 26, 2017