poon ticker 

A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol

His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.

poon ticker by Treebonics January 5, 2017

Poon Tickler

A far better name for a moustache

Check out that guys poon tickler

Poon Tickler by lovedempoonticklas September 2, 2009

Poon Ticket

Used almost exclusively by men. When a girl sends you a text message that confirms either directly or indirectly that you will get some from her, that message is known as a "Poon Ticket".

Guy 1: *phone goes off, indicating a text message* Dude! I'm getting some tonight!
Guy 2: Show me that text! *steals phone* Oh, damn, show me that Poon Ticket!
Guy 1: ULTISNECIOUS

Poon Ticket by Oingo Boingo June 20, 2007

poondicker 

A small monkey like creature known for dry humping and blurting out racial slurs.

J.D. stop being such a poondicker.

poondicker by Johnny Freightliner May 6, 2005

poontacker 

someone who attacks the vagina with a large sandpapery object

Gurll i heard that you poontackered someone last night?

Was that fun?!

poontacker by shananay January 2, 2008

Poonicker

A person who believes everything he hears about the coronavirus, going as far as saying things like "We're all gonna die!".

Essentially a huge germaphobe, antisocial, anxiety-inducing guy who watches CNN. Not a fun guy to be around.

(If he will even let you be near him)

Named after the Doomer series of how 4chan names things.

Over the internet
Poonicker: There are 3687876 confirmed cases in my state! STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES NOW!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Guy: Fuck sakes dude you're such a poonicker.

Poonicker by deezy_one April 5, 2020