Poojob

When a girl shits on a guy's cock then proceeds to jack it off.

Trollieman is such a fag. He got a poojob from an Orangutan!

by Iceberg33 August 30, 2010

poojob

When you get a blowjob mid poop.

T: That girl gave that guy a poojob!
B: You're adopted.

by rocksniffer72 August 24, 2021

reverse poopjob

Another word for anal sex, according to Andrew Biersack and Matt Good.

Matt Good: You know, getting buttfucked wouldn't be that bad for getting a bat belt. It's like ten minutes of weird pain.. like backwards poop.. and then.. and then you have a sweet bat belt forever you can climb buildings, you can throw grenades at people..

Andrew Biersack: Is getting buttfucked like backwards poop? Write it. Matt Good thinks being buttfucked is like a reverse poopjob.

by Bryanstarsvideololololol. October 10, 2011

phojob

When a girl is pretending to give you a blow job, but is actually just using her wet hand

First coined in "Hall Pass" (2011)

Julio: dude! yesterday sara gave me the best blowjob ever, but she wouldn't let me look!

Harry: you ass! she does that to everyone! it was just a phojob...

by Horndog9111 June 14, 2011

poojabber

someone who jabs poo (while still in the orifice)

gee, elton john sure is a poojabber

by poojabber March 21, 2003

poojaba

a name given to a man of same sex Orientation who likes to jab at the poo

Jamie: Hey Abe look at that guy over there.
Abe: Yer, you can tell that guy is a poojaba

by abey101 September 19, 2008

poojoing

Verb. To poojoe, taking a cup of coffee into the bathroom and drinking it in order to force a shit.

Damn! Every morning I see him poojoing into the employee restroom and nastying the place up.

by thegster October 26, 2012