Sno-Caps candy, those little dark chocolate wafers covered with tiny white orbs, so named due to their resemblence to bird crap. Sold in every movie theater and drive-in on the planet.
Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds.
Yo, Bro, when you go to the snack bar, get me a Zahwedge and a box of pelican poo-pellets.
The act of licking a male butthole in order to remove the taste of a food that tastes worse than a male butthole.
Jimmy ate a DeLish brand Stromboli and thought he was going to be sick. Luckily Jimmy knew a male prostitute he met at the shell station. I saw Jimmy poopalleting the male prosty to cleans the horrible taste in his mouth. Jimmy now has aids (the bad kind), but his mouth has a better taste than it had before he went poopalleting.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).