poo pellet 

Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun

Mum I had little poo pellets when I when to the toilet to day

poo pellet by Colleens corner July 26, 2017

pelican poo-pellets

Sno-Caps candy, those little dark chocolate wafers covered with tiny white orbs, so named due to their resemblence to bird crap. Sold in every movie theater and drive-in on the planet.

Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds.

Yo, Bro, when you go to the snack bar, get me a Zahwedge and a box of pelican poo-pellets.

pelican poo-pellets by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007

Poopalleting 

The act of licking a male butthole in order to remove the taste of a food that tastes worse than a male butthole.

Jimmy ate a DeLish brand Stromboli and thought he was going to be sick. Luckily Jimmy knew a male prostitute he met at the shell station. I saw Jimmy poopalleting the male prosty to cleans the horrible taste in his mouth. Jimmy now has aids (the bad kind), but his mouth has a better taste than it had before he went poopalleting.

Poopalleting by Pissexcellence August 1, 2014