poo bum

that feeling you get in your bum after you do a long, hard poo that makes it uncomfortable to sit down for a while.

(troye sivan walks in the room after leaving for a long time and stands next to his boyfriend, jacob bixenman, who is sitting down)

jacob : sit down, troye
troye: n-no i'm good
jacob: OHHHH sorry i see what's going on
troye: hm - what?
jacob: you have poo bum, no fuss
troye: omg is that what u call that, like, tingly, moist, harsh feeling right up your bu-
jacob: yES! YES.. no more description, please.. but yes that's what it is

by uwa uwa October 23, 2018

Poo Bum

After taking a massive shit and wiping, Poo Bum is the last bit of shit that won't go away. Usually noticed after getting up and walking around for a while leaving your ass cheeks moist. Cured with a Wipe Down

Oh man, my Poo Bum left a shit stain in my boxers.

Do you have a little Poo Bum Robby?

by butt master August 01, 2008

Poo bums

A way to express the annoyance of something going wrong. Usually used as a polite way of letting out frustration without swearing.

Vincent: Aww man! I shot Marvin in the face!

Jules: Poo bums!

by Mmmavis September 07, 2006

poo-bum

A bum which smells of poo!

Abra's got a smelly poo-bum! =

by pseudobum November 13, 2010

Poo bum egg

When someone says something really mean, so you respond with a mad comeback

Nibba 1: you stink like a plum
Nibba 2: poo bum egg
Nibba 1: *cries is Mandarin Chinese*

by Eggsforbreakfastlol December 05, 2019

Poo Bum Sniff

What my little brother calls me

You are a flipping Poo Bum Sniff!

by Face Hole Guy October 02, 2018

pee bum poo bum stink

a game with 5 or more players,
1 persons must say one of the 5 words with out laughing.
must go in a round.

pers 1:pee
pers 2:bum
pers 3:poo
pers 4:bum
pers 5:stink

'pee bum poo bum stink' until one pers. leaves.

by Veronicaaa! November 06, 2008