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Ponygasm 

The orgasmic squeal, often combined with hyperventilation, a little girl makes when one or both of her parents presents her with a pony.
Rich father one: So I gave little Portia her first pony the other day
Rich father two: Did she have a ponygasm?
Rich father one: A ponygasm? What's that??
Rich father two: She gave this orgasmic squeal and started to hyperventilate, it's great. Chloe had a ponygasm when I gave her first pony, too.
Ponygasm by CommanD'OH February 3, 2010
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Pondgasm 

Having an orgasm by you or someone else picking your abnormally large nose, usually an old fat english teacher, that smells like shit.
MISS Pond: Pick my nose baby

Student: Ummm okay...

Miss Pond: OOOOOOH YESSSS DEEPER! FASTER! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Student: Eww did you just have a pondgasm?

Student: I'm calling the cops bitch
Pondgasm by pond_luva September 24, 2009

polygasm 

A term used to describe the amazingly orgasmic ability to experience several orgasms in one session
'what my lucky bastard of a friend kier can do given the proper inspiration... polygasm... I HATE YOU KIER! WITH ENVIOUS RAGE!
polygasm by Wrath of Kleptos January 13, 2009
Uncontrollable elated singing often caused by the "Pong Flu" which brings out maximum ecstasy for a short duration. This is not to be related to "Ponggasm", which is when a man named "Pong" has an orgasm (during sexual intercourse with oneself)
"Oh my god, what is with all this singing?" A said.
"He must be having a Pongasm!" B replied.
Pongasm by whoamianonymous May 29, 2009

ponegasm 

Alternate, more memetic spelling of ponygasm
Horsefucker 1: *browsing deviantart* Dude these ponies are cute af
Horsefucker 2: Put dooown the chrome tabs m8
Horsefucker 1: I have to hug them all, they're too cuuute.
Horsefucker 2: Don't have a ponegasm man.
Horsefucker 1: *squeeeeeeing horse noises*
ponegasm by caucow June 12, 2018

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026