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3 headed pony 

Something so crazy, ridiculous and completely out of the ordinary, that words can't explain it. A total freak of nature.
Did you see the face on Jimmy's new girlfriend? She's a total 3 headed pony.
3 headed pony by habeneroboy September 2, 2009

Ponyhead 

Some weird ass pony with no body other than a head an annoying voice.

Ponyheading the whole city

Person who explain problem, or even have the URGE to explain to people they dont even trust at all, or people that dont know them, that shouldn't give a fuck about it and act entitled everywhere almost like Steven Universe future.
How the fuck are you Ponyheading the whole city? You little crybaby twat!

Ponyheading the whole city

Someone who continuously fails to mask their problem to themselves or even has the URGE to explain it to 'friends' that the person doesn't know that much, or 'acquaintances,' all that he doesn't trust yet.
Hey! Why the fuck are you ponyheading the whole city! You little crybaby twat piece of shit fucked up loser! This is why you have no future!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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